Frog parts

So the other day I am making the boys breakfast and I ask them what else they want to eat. Joey pipes up and says "um, we want some yogurt!" So I offhandedly say, "'we' who? You got a frog in your pocket?" Joey gets a confused look on his face and Charles starts giggling. Joey has a kind of serious look on his face as he looks down at his pajamas and slowly says "no Daddy, I don't." So I realize that I've confused him and I start to explain that I wasn't sure when he said "we" exactly to whom he was referring. Maybe he meant he and Charles, but then he might have been speaking out of turn without really knowing if Charles wanted more yogurt, or maybe he was using the imperial 'we' like some people do to assert extra authority. I wasn't really sure so I asked if he said 'we' because he had a frog in his pocket--that it's just a funny and maybe slightly sarcastic thing people say. You know, like a pet frog that you're holding in your pocket.

So anyway, Charles starts laughing and says "Well I have a frog in MY pocket!" Then Joey sees that Charles is joking around so he starts laughing and says, "yeah, my frog in my pocket wants to eat dirty garbage!" and they both keep giggling (this behavior is not out of the ordinary for them, and probably my fault).

So I ask, "would you guys really like to have a frog as a pet?" Charles gets somewhat wide-eyed and replies, "YES Daddy, I want a frog as a pet." So I ask, "where would you keep your pet frog?" Charles, slightly nonplussed, cautiously says, "um, I'll keep him in my pocket." So I ask him, well what happens if he has to go to the bathroom (Yes, I know, it's a stupid question to ask a 4 year old)? Charles thinks for a second, then confidently says, "I'll just take him out, lift him up, and hold his penis over the toilet." Maybe this is the frog he is talking about...